Okay, this is just ridiculous! After all the generosity and love shown by the people gathered for Vaisakhi, it is disheartening to see tarnished by a reporter who chooses to focus on the negative. For those who weren present, it is highly likely that conclusions will be drawn from bigoted articles like these. Since we have chosen to take this road, let me provide a bit of political background as a Sikh.

Reams have been written on our psychic response to stories told by animals vibrators, and the way animals can provide a voice to the oppressed under the mask of cute and cuddly. Plutarch wrote essays about it (“On the Use of Reason by ‘Irrational’ Animals” definitely not beach reading vibrators, by the way). But that aside, most of us simply crave a good yarn well told..